wubbery://telemetry — real-time hardware telemetry dashboard
Actual Real-Time Client Telemetry & Benchmark Engine.
Measure actual 60 FPS canvas render intervals, Web Audio API microphone FFT frequency spectrum, and floating point CPU compute ops live on your hardware.
Live Browser Benchmark & Real FFT Spectrum
No mock arrays or pre-saved data. These graphs execute actual matrix compute loops and Web Audio API FFT analysis live on your browser.
The Data Centre Grid Crisis vs WUBBERY Substrate Salvation
A two-act comparison: every request on a premium model, versus every request on the cheapest model that can still answer it.

Data Centre Grid Scarcity & Latency Lag
Unrouted AI models send simple queries to distant GPU server farms. Every request consumes megawatts of cooling electricity, adds 2,400ms of lag, and inflates cloud bills.

On-Device Zero-Marginal-Cost Execution
WUBBERY decides on a CPU in 3.67μs with no model call and no network hop, then sends the request to the cheapest model that can still answer — or to hardware you already own.